The Biggest Head in Burlington

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 Jake Allen is an anomaly.  No one else could facilitate a response such as "nah, yeah, nah psych, but fer real" to a simple yes/no question but Jake.  If you've been waiting a half hour for Jake to have dinner ready, be prepared to cook dinner yourself because he hasn't started it yet.  But it's cool, he makes sick beats.  He's also an esteemed gentleman.  Many believe he originated from a crater in the ocean off the east coast of Madagascar.  I believe he came from a distant star off in space somewhere.  His ability to lift the spirits of those around him just with his presence makes him otherworldly.  Jake Allen is an anomaly.  We're digging through the litterbox trying to find his soft head.  "Yeah, nu-uh, fuck yeah, but nah I got class in a few, but pack it anyway. PIFF."